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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Sep 17, 2009 6:13pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non Dead- The 7 senators that voted for ACORN

how can anyone vote against Acorns??? I mean, the cute little squirrels.... what they gonna eat??? poor things - there were several running around out back of my house earlier today looking for Acorn. I'm gonna tell 'em tomorrow to hurry up since their acorns will no longer be subsidized my the federal guvment. poor little things....

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Poster: William Tell Date: Sep 17, 2009 8:16pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non Dead- The 7 senators that voted for ACORN

It's cause those nut lovers got religion...damn dogmatists...this nut's better than that nut; this nut shall rise again; thou shall not covet thy neighbor's nuts.

I'd go on, but it just gets nuttier, especially when you see them riding around on little bikes with really short shorts...and one was sportin Ben Franklin's glasses while flying a kite.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Sep 17, 2009 9:13pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non Dead- The 7 senators that voted for ACORN

there were a couple running about with their nuts in their mouths. both looked at me as if I was the one with the problem. Hell, i like my nuts roasted and salted (pre-husked), not raw. damn, i mean what is with biting a hole in your nuts and chewing the stuff out?? These Acorn munchers have issues.....

Reminds me of the golfing song Wayne Brady sang on Who's Line is it Anyways entitled, "A Squirrel Chewed a Hole in My Bag and My Balls Fell Out." (very very funny song)


damn squirrels are getting in my head!!! (no comments on that one please)

This post was modified by direwolf0701 on 2009-09-18 04:13:24

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Poster: skies Date: Sep 18, 2009 9:40am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non Dead- The 7 senators that voted for ACORN

Yur nuts story is so funny ,guillaume tell !

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Poster: skies Date: Sep 18, 2009 9:30am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non Dead- The 7 senators that voted for ACORN

I love squirrels too ยง Bt the strangest thing happened oce ,in Oakland ,goingwith deadheads to a grateful dead cncerts : I was afternoon, downtown, and a huge grey squirrel rushed to us from a tree ,attaking us ! It was amazing ,the darn thing was almost as big as a dog ,and bigger than a cat ! We had to shoo at the beast to make it quit . we had never seen such agressive squirrels before ! But then oakland is a strange place !

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Sep 18, 2009 9:40am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non Dead- The 7 senators that voted for ACORN

if it had been more recent, i would have suggested that it was simply Bob's beard :)

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Sep 18, 2009 9:53am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non Dead- The 7 senators that voted for ACORN

It was probably this little guy:

gi_squirrel.thumbnail.jpg

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Poster: skies Date: Sep 18, 2009 10:13am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non Dead- The 7 senators that voted for ACORN

This little squirrelis such a cutie , robthewordsmith !

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Sep 18, 2009 10:48am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non Dead- The 7 senators that voted for ACORN

Looks like one of the Guard Squirrels from Mando's compound in de hills!

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Poster: Mandojammer Date: Sep 18, 2009 11:32am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non Dead- The 7 senators that voted for ACORN

That's just one of the regular boots too jd.

I have a squad of SFS (Special Forces Squirrels) flying squirrels for the, er, tough nut to crack situations.

Also working on a way to do Swimmer Delivery out of a mini-sub. Then I would have SEAL Squirrels, or Squirrel SEALS, or, shit, I don't know.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Sep 18, 2009 12:36pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non Dead- The 7 senators that voted for ACORN

Careful Mando--skuttlebutt is that one of the disGRUNTled fellows is about to "go Facebook" on the fact that all of this "line of fire" work is done for mere peanuts. Might have to upgrade chowline fare to Premium Nuts of the Line.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Sep 18, 2009 10:08am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non Dead- The 7 senators that voted for ACORN

Oh yeah, that is most defnly "Stormin Norman Nutkopf" or perhaps "William Acorn Defense Powell" a couple of nut lovin prodefense sorts known to defend the home grown supply of oak seedlings in waiting...Love the little utility belt.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Sep 18, 2009 10:05am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non Dead- The 7 senators that voted for ACORN

LMAO!!!!!!!

that is a GREAT pic!!! gotta save that one :)